Whether you select the monthly or yearly option, you’ll receive an awesome pair of socks each month.
The main difference is just billing. If you select monthly, you’ll be charged each month until you say stop. If you select yearly, you’ll be charged annually. Your Lifetime Membership is paid once, in full upon check out.
We stand behind our products and know that the quality of socks you receive will last at least the day – but often many months longer.
Unfortunately we cannot accept returns or exchanges on socks that come as a part of your Lifetime Membership that may not be your preferred design or style.
We will however work with you to minimize styles you dislike, and truly get to know your style better. Of course, we will ocassionally insert a pair to push your comfort zone, because that’s where the fun really begins.
A lifetime can be a very long time. We started shipping socks five years ago. The average life expectancy in Canada is just over 82 years. We recommend you subtract your age from 82, then divide it into 995 and then 12.
Here’s an example based on our founder:
Life Expectancy – Current Age = Years Remaining
82 – 41 = 41
Price of Membership / Years Remaining / Months in Year = Average Per Pair
$995 / 41 / 12 = $2.02/pair
And all that math doesn’t take into consideration the extra savings, and exclusive offers.
Still have more questions? Feel free to contact us for answers.
*Cannot be combined with other offers. Coupons, discounts and store credit are ineligible for use on the Lifetime Membership. Our Lifetime Membership (“LM”) is offered on a first come, first served basis and includes up to one sock per month, for the lifetime of the member, or lifetime of the business. LM 10% instant savings discount is applied to all eligible items in your cart of the logged in user after membership is paid in full. Membership is non-transferable and expires upon death of the member, or closure of the business; whichever occurs first. We reserve the right to limit or expand enrolment in the future as deemed fit. We reserve the right to cancel this product and promotion at any time offering refunds as appropriate. Taxes extra. Free shipping included to anywhere in Canada. First paid, first served. While quantities last.